By special request: “how to manipulate men through BBM statuses”. This is a fine and effective art that is far too underutilized in my view. This works for a variety of situations: making exes jealous, messaging to a new man, etc, you see where I’m going.
Helpful how to status hints:
1. Be completely and utterly vague. The crap the male mind can dream up is waaaay more detailed and devastating then anything you can write.
2. Use symbols. A heart, hug or kiss will have him wondering who the eff you are sleeping with.
3. Use leading phrases. My personal favourite. This one is warranty guaranteed. You are simply leading him down a road of jumping to conclusions. You are happy! Enthusiastic! “And so it begins!”, “big things popping!” and anything with the word change: “a time of change!” Worriesome.
4. A new hot pic. You are sexy, fun and doing amazingly interesting things. It also never hurts to have a slice of a man in the pic. A blurry face, half a body, buff arm, merely suggests you may, or may not be, with a handsome, successful MAN not boy.
WARNING: Use sparingly or you run the risk of it being painfully obvious that the craziest part of your Saturday night is the new flavour of Smartfood and a Channing Tatum movie (we have all been there).
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